In a mad search for bottled water and unsalted pistachios, I went to the Walgreens down the street from my house. While walking past makeup displays and Martin Luther King greeting cards, I saw a setup for OSCEOLA KOWBOY tee shirts and hoodies.

Now, I know this doesn’t mean anything to you, but as a proud graduate of Osceola High School, I was thrilled to see Walgreens supporting the home team! 

I’ve actually never been able to rock OHS swag before. Truthfully I could never seem to fit into any of the hoodies when I was in high school (I barely fitted into the 3x shirts!) 

So just for tits and giggles, I thought I would look for the biggest sized hoodie they had. And there, glowing from the back of the rack was the one, 2X!

Most of my adult shopping life has been confined to the Big & Tall section of depleted department stores. It’s become a sad routine for me to hide my unsightly rolls in the comfort of 3 or even 4X tee shirts.

So looking at that blue & gold 2x pullover literally made me gulp like a nervous Bugs Bunny.

Fitting into a 2x would be impossible.

So I thought…. 

It turns out that the impossible isn’t so impossible lately.

(:

Go Kowboys!